Sunday, March 13, 2011

Funny Team Initiations

197 - the best website in the world

you want to read today's strip without the 'fog of battle', click on the image :-)


(normal link without pop-up)


ITEM:

those who want to pray for Japan great, those who do not, too. But in both cases, what will really help is to donate some money to Red Cross, for example
End of clause


Who has not ever wondered why a procedure is so complicated, or why a statute is so cumbersome, lengthy, complex or three things at once?

I can not speak for 100% of cases, but personally, yes I have met along my career, with some projects that, with a business goal is "difficult" certain operations. A clear example is that of the operators and process high / low, high enough to provide you with a phone call (and sometimes not even that; give you high unilaterally without asking) ... and to unsubscribe you must send a burofax, photocopy of identity card, sacrifice a lamb to the god of the operators (which is a dollar, not the devil, as people mistakenly believe) ...

another typical case is that of competitions by SMS, you can get to compete from the website for free and there is no way to enter the competition (and I mean empresuchas three fourth, no, what about the majority, without going any further, the last time I got curious, I checked the website antena3 a contest and there was no way even to find the competition website in the web of the main site)

Of course, that often clash directly with what an engineer (commercially useless like me) you think "efficient" or "good." Personally, I wish the sites were simple, clear, and just as you sign up services, pudieses unsubscribe. Unfortunately, the economic interests of companies do not typically offer the work. Perhaps we should require by law that if you hire some online, give you low by the same route, with the same requirements. Because there are times that it is a joke the hassle to make you look and not subject to unsubscribe from something you've hired, but to get rid of a bug in the company is charging you money by mistake and does nothing to give it back.

The last time this happened to me, I ended up with an impressive tantrum. For these things I'm pretty stationary, very educated guess. Had to take the reins my half tangerine, require a written copy of our permission to give us high in service for the verifications to complaints and, after a long struggle, we returned euros cientoypico had taken us no type of authorization from us. And is it just stress, tiredness and anger that will cause these shits enough to push back the best of us. Fortunately, my Mandarin is battling half


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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Renaissance Harpsichord Players

196 - the Ipad2 ...

If you want to see a strip very far ipad2
(cuadradota and simple lines, but very cool),
click on the image ...


and now ... outtakes:

what if the robber was ...?

1

(dedicated to Joseph and Nacho, two people to share
studies / wages more unequal by
simply being a professor and researcher on the other)

2


3


4



The idea for this strip has enough time, had pointed out in a text file in my dropbox since September last year ... with the presentation of ipad 2 I expected him to be obsolete, but Jobs, true to its policy, saved my joke of obsolescence presenting ipad 2; fully viejuna 4:3 screen, very cool to catch it, perhaps to read, but spectacularly horrific to see the 99% of the current video content, ranging in widescreen (that 1% are things that came out on VHS and porn of the past) ... and a complete lack of standard connectors (growth, has a standard, a headset jack) ... or a USB or a FireWire ... all apple jacks for checkout. The excuses, as always, better performance, a single connector for all ... but the fact is that if Steve Jobs could do the screens inconsistent with human eyes for you eyes you had to buy special Apple-branded, it would without doubt it is this conception of the client as a piggy bank to break me busting a company that does, no doubt, a tremendously good user interfaces and boast an enviable usability. If only they were more open hardware and software, would be virtually unbeatable ...

For now, the presentation of this ipad 2 me was helpful, the android tablets go down in price to compete, "D

PS: This weekend, two events have been very funny:

1) Pau Dones has shown that there is no need to know math to be copied to himself

His wise words http://bit.ly/igN1XN
The reality that after doing this http://bit.ly/gXOmOn , we know that not much .

2) Sinde Law was published in the BOE (I guess they have done in carnivals for this charade go unnoticed multicolor)

Thursday, March 3, 2011

What Should My Cervical Position Be At 8dpo?

is very simple ...

(click image for larger view)



When elections come (mostly in general terms but also in the regional) , the number of jets per second in radio, television and newspapers increases considerably, if only because our candidates for elected office must be noted somehow. But with the birth (and growth) # nolesvotes the soplapolleces have reached a new level cosmic oligophrenia.

For total misinformation or simple interest in discrediting this initiative the most common diatribe has been to say that # nolesvotes is an initiative that supports abstinence . It's hard to believe that someone with more of a neuron that has read nolesvotes page is drawn this conclusion. However, even without reading it, it's funny how people ignore this "LES" clearly differentiates "# nolesvotes" de "# novotes."

The most embarrassing so far has been that of a young pup of the PSOE in Extremadura, which, not content with identifying # nolesvotes with abstention also been allowed to insinuate that

1) is a political party called " party for democracy "
2) is conducted in the shadow of a man who does not understand his own handwriting, that is, Rajoy


at minute 8, the frenzy begins, at times it seems that being invented on the fly. Either that, or this impromptu speeches not given either. The best part is in reverie about what has # nolesvotes created a party called "Party for Democracy" (because hey, to be a Chilean party, are very optimistic that submitted to the regional elections in Spain, right?)

Among the juicy lad gone to pot, says Sinde law that is merely a minor item in the law of sustainable economy. And then, in a display of psychotropic release that comes up these groups, which encourage not vote, they may be led by a certain person who does not understand the lyrics .

In short: a Chilean party has organized "# nolesvotes" to be submitted to the regional in Spain, but be careful, do not ask for a vote for them, but people do not vote for anyone and have accepted as a leader in shade Mariano Rajoy.
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For less than this, there are people who go directly to the plant's mental health referral hospital, where he was given a nice white shirt with straps,

hear :-) I would think that this person is attempting a blatant manipulation or simply to curry favor with a senior member of the party to be able to say that "what about mine?" when the time comes ... because the alternative grammatical illiteracy coupled with inventing hoaxes on initiatives that have not read one sentence about your background and intentions is too sad. We complain about those who are in power ... but it seems some members of younger generations of the major parties outweigh their demagoguery and / or stupidity. I do not know which is worse .

Of course, there are other objections (With answers) , most related to such absurdities as "this had been done before," , as now it was not useful, or "not going to get anything" , as if it were more useful to stay idly or the classic "much to criticize but do not provide solutions or alternatives" , which becomes translated "to me unless you tell me who to vote for an alternative, not enough for me, I have no time think for myself ", in short, stay in the story, in Conspiranoia about hidden interests or in the curious paradigm difficult things should be obtained immediately. But # nolesvotes self-awareness is the ability of citizens to decide and act, not change the results of the polls in 2 days, 2 months or 2 years.

In summary, exercise your right to vote wisely, in # nolesvotes presents the reasons for not voting PP, PSOE and CiU, and not just by law Sinde, these three parties have agreed things as bad as all these .